So, we had a nationals competition today. Before you read about it, think about an essay question on a test. Now, imagine yourself answering it completely in a very technical way. Turns out that you were the only person who answered it in a very technical way, everyone else did something different, and that’s what the teacher wanted, something not technical. “Demo” is a large...
Dear sister, who apparently stands up to piss, I don’t mind if you get your urine on the toilet seat. But for fuck’s sake, WIPE IT UP SO I DON’T KNOW IT WAS EVEN THERE.
Anonymous asked: what did the left pussy lip say...
ell-n: itscalvin-yadumbcunt: ’ We used to be tight ‘ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LOL OMG
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Instead of going through all the pages of a video looking for a comment, click “view all comments”. Then, Ctrl + F and type it in.
I remember when i used to tie my sweater around my...
I thought I was so cool. Omg.
poesys: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy. What was that lady in the purple doing? She reorganized his stuff, trying to make it look like she give him something, I think
I wish I had an older sibling.
gadiellerin: I’ve always wondered what it was like to have someone to look up to. Someone to go to for advice besides my parents. Someone that would be able to stand up for me like no one else would. Someone I can consider my best friend and would never leave my side. Someone who’ll be willing to drive me around and take me places. I just wish I had an older sibling to experience that with. ...
The tiniest misunderstandings make me feel like a douche. I put my head down because two people turned towards me when the teacher said to find a partner. They both thought I was disappointed about being partners with them. firstworldproblems.jpg
blackmormon: potatosac: hola kids!! its me dora the explorer!! whos ready to go exploring? cmon kids theres nothing to be afraid of i just want to explore a little… OH YJINEHAURGOBFIUSD